When a human being refers to another human being as a "titty baby," it makes me laugh an unreasonable amount.

I would love to hear a K.K. Slider and Kapp'n album called "K.K. Keep Track (of all me licenses)." This makes me think of how I haven't played New Leaf in months. My town is probably in shambles and everyone has moved out. I never even finished building that cafe that they wanted...

The Eggman/Dr. Robotnik from the cartoon looks more menacing than the one(s) from the games.

"To raise obesity awareness, the CDC's Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System is placing harpoons on various corners in major metropolitan areas."

Sleep Apnea.

Batman, you're telling me that not once has a Batarang clipped someone?