A spelunker.

For reference.

If you asked me which horror franchise is pretty alright across the board, I would say, "Scream."

Yes, even 3 and 4 are alright.

Queen Elizabeth II has got a weak chin.

Nibbler eating Nibbler.

Bent.

Possibly a little under-inflated.

Omg, look at what I have found! But...but how could Ben Franklin have possibly known this?

How could Ben Franklin know that, "Donald Trump only jerks off in rooms filled with funhouse mirrors?"

I'm awful. http://www.imgrum.net/user/lindseyparksoffice/3717044645

Feel free to use this if applicable.

Mark my words, bruh.

It's a good thing Sam Cooke could sing.

From 1993 LOLOLOLOL

I made a tribute to a fallen pokemon brother in a nuzlocke challenge, but youtube muted the video because they are  pro-Chikorita fascists.

Here's the video that resulted in my left ventricle ceasing function and falling into the recesses of my body cavity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiuKuSWJSjs

This is Jon Arbuckle's nose, the whole thing in it's entirety.

While watching Daredevil season 2, I noticed that the actor playing Roscoe Sweeney could definitely play Donald Trump in a movie, if that was ever a thing that was needed.

 The actor playing Roscoe Sweeney is Kevin Nagle, here he is below, being...regular?

Just look at that scowl.

Mac and Cheese.

An ice cream cone filled with different types of tumors.

I looked at actual pictures of tumors.

Horseman the Band.

My friend is going to Wrestlemania and he asked me to make posters for him because he "can't do big letters," which is such a load of shit, but whatever. These are what he requested.

Had to add in a little something, the dood is the most in love you can be with the Rock and still be straight.

I have to assume though if the Rock asked him to blow him...he would do.

Made from only the finest of Trumps, only available from the Sharper Image.

I didn't realize the Count had a goatee.

I love Coca-Cola, but this 1950 Time Magazine cover is just disturbing.

I learned that cuttlefish have some of, if not the best, camouflage in the animal kingdom. During mating season, sometimes male cuttlefish will change their color into that of more female colors, sometimes just changing half of their body, to get closer to female cuttlefish. Once they get close, boom, mating goes down, which for cuttlefish is a type of mouth-fucking.

I was wondering if the NBA logo is modeled after a player and it is. That player is Jerry West. His career stats with an average of 27 points, 5.8 rebounds, and 6.7 assists, per game. The image below is what inspired the logo.

He has been the logo since 1971. There have been some people who want to change the logo to a Michael Jordan silhouette, but I doubt it. Organizations don't tend to change logos after almost fifty years.

A conversation between Pepe and Pterri would be the most breathy puppet conversation of all time.

Never forget.

The woman who claimed to have found a finger in her Wendy's chili, Anna Ayala, used the fingertip of a man who used to work with her husband who lost the fingertip in some kind of industrial accident.

The man lost the fingertip in December 2004.

Anna Ayala made the allegation in March 2005.

What kind of foresight...

The man that lost his fingertip, why did he not try to get it reattached or if it couldn't be reattached, why not have a fingertip funeral? He just kept it or possibly, Anna Ayala asked to borrow it or fucking stole it.

She had to of kept that finger on ice, so any time someone went into her freezer she must have held her breath for a second.

No Spills.

Black Metal Koala.

Technically, "Prawn Cocktail."

Books.

Hank Pym Hill.