My friend is going to Wrestlemania and he asked me to make posters for him because he "can't do big letters," which is such a load of shit, but whatever. These are what he requested.

Had to add in a little something, the dood is the most in love you can be with the Rock and still be straight.

I have to assume though if the Rock asked him to blow him...he would do.

Made from only the finest of Trumps, only available from the Sharper Image.

I didn't realize the Count had a goatee.

I love Coca-Cola, but this 1950 Time Magazine cover is just disturbing.

I learned that cuttlefish have some of, if not the best, camouflage in the animal kingdom. During mating season, sometimes male cuttlefish will change their color into that of more female colors, sometimes just changing half of their body, to get closer to female cuttlefish. Once they get close, boom, mating goes down, which for cuttlefish is a type of mouth-fucking.

I was wondering if the NBA logo is modeled after a player and it is. That player is Jerry West. His career stats with an average of 27 points, 5.8 rebounds, and 6.7 assists, per game. The image below is what inspired the logo.

He has been the logo since 1971. There have been some people who want to change the logo to a Michael Jordan silhouette, but I doubt it. Organizations don't tend to change logos after almost fifty years.

A conversation between Pepe and Pterri would be the most breathy puppet conversation of all time.