The other day, I thought I wanted to listen to Usher's song "burn," so I downloaded the whole confessions album. I could not have been more wrong.

When it came out, I never listened to the whole album, but now that I have, I wish I would not have. This album is just so...depressing. Aside from the one or two upbeat singles, the whole thing is just full of heartbreak. Like you wouldn't ever be hanging out with people and HOPE that they put the album on. This isn't the kind of album you listen to with friends, you'd end up bumming each other out.

Never has there been a time where someone went "Gee, I hope they play the whole confessions album by Usher to make this time even more grand than it already is."

And here's the kicker, the whole thing is about Chilly from TLC. This bitch.

Who gives a fuck about Chilly from TLC? Jesus.

Look I made a shitty logo for one of my many fictional bands, Murdered By HateFuck.

It snowed in Arkansas last night. A very religious girl on my facebook created a photo album of pictures of the snow. She titled the album "eight inches of bliss." I have not stopped laughing.

want to hear an awful song from the 70's that will get stuck in your head? of course you do.

This is a yellow tang fish.

I just finished this book, it's the first real zombie book I have ever read and man, was it awesome. Here's the gist of the plot, guy named Dekalb works for the United Nations, he is in Somalia where he meets a Somali leader woman who is in need of AIDS drugs. She makes Dekalb search all over for the AIDS drugs which leads him to New York. Get this, Somalia is virtually unaffected by the Epidemic, aka zombie apocalypse, along with the other third world countries.

The story also is about a guy who is living in New York named Gary, Gary starts out as human, but he is so afraid of being eaten, HE ZOMBI-FIES himself. Gary was a medical student and he theorized that zombies were stupid due to lack of oxygen in the brain at the time of death, so Gary used ventilators and dialysis machines as he killed himself to retain his intellect. That's right, a walking, talking, thinking zombie.

Dekalb and Gary cross paths, it goes haywire, and Dekalb's Somalian soldier girl entourage kill Gary, OR DO THEY? Gary comes back with a vengeance, with some new weird...I dont want to say powers, but he begins to be able to control other zombies. Needless to say Gary is pretty bitter at Dekalb and his posse for killing him and then wackiness ensues.

Nothing happens in this book that you would expect to, it's the first in a three part series. It really is just good. I implore you to read it and if it's any consolation, it is written really well. Apparently the book started out online somewhere, so you may be able to read it for free and that's always cool.

On Huffington Post Live, they talked about the whole Paragould becoming a police state thing. I was going to be on there. I was fairly excited because I knew my view of it NOT being okay to have cops walking around with AR-15s would not be expected. I was gonna represent the people of Paragould who aren't completely insane.

But I slept through it. The lady who contacted me never told me a time so I just slept and I slept through that shizz. I watched like two mins of who they did get, an attorney and some sports guy who SUPPORTED the nazi guys. FUCK.

I just wish they would have gotten someone who wasn't insane to interview.

Also, both those guys, wooden as fuck. I would have hated for them to have their voices fluctuate with feeling like normal human beings.