I just finished this book. Makes me feel less insane about thoughts while at work. Here's an excerpt: 


"Because his eyebrows are perfect shapes--you think. Because he's friendly, and really understanding. Because he handled disappointment well. Not getting a new vacuum might cripple someone else. Send them into a crippling vertigo of despair. Not him though. His corduroy pants shield him from the crippling vertigo of despair."