A person requested, and I'm paraphrasing here, "OJ Simpson, but with dicks for fingers, and the gloves (condoms) not fitting so he can't be the baby daddy." If you think about that too hard it makes no sense, so don't. I had to stare at OJ's face for a bit to draw this and it has changed me.

For the record, look at these gloves, they fit good enough for a one-time only 2-for-1 murder special.