I drew this Donald Trump cartoon. Admittedly, the way I drew Trump, it doesn't look like him, it's Trump-esque, but it doesn't really look like him. However, it does look like a midget doing Donald Trump cosplay, and that is hilarious. A midget with regular-sized hands.

Now, let's all picture midgets with regular-sized hands. Also, that helicopter is modeled after the real TrumpCopter.

Donald Trump has no fucking chance of holding any sort of office ever, but if some shit went down where aliens invaded, the Elder Ones and other sea monsters, launched an all out offensive at the same time, and all of humanity was destroyed, except for Trump because he had an elaborate underground bunker built from carcasses of dead superheroes, then, and only then would he be able to become president.

In my heart, I know that if that happened, he would change the name of the United States of America to Trump-Topia.