Tuesday, February 2, 2016


Yo, look, I customized my work scanner.

This is going to rub off from constant pocket-to-hand transfers....
I have been watching Pee Wee's Playhouse lately and one character, the "most beautiful woman in all of Puppetland," the lovely Ms. Yvonne, looked very familiar to me. Here she is looking confused with Cowboy Curtis.


She looked very familiar because the actress, Lynne Marie Stewart, now plays Charlie's mom on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."


This coincidence could lead to something insane. I have an inkling that the next season of "Always Sunny" may very well be the last, so in the interest of going all out for the final season, I propose we have an episode where the Gang ends up in Pee Wee's Playhouse. This opens up the opportunity for Laurence Fishburne, Paul Reubens, and any of the other frequent characters on Pee Wee's Playhouse to guest star.

Here's an outline of what the Pee Wee's Playhouse episode of "Always Sunny" could entail
-Frank tries to make money/sell off the anthropomorphic furniture/weird stuff
-Charlie is just in awe or terror of everything, making dumb conclusions
-Mac, Dennis, and Sweet Dee all argue over who gets the one wish of the day from Jambi and what that wish could be
-Maybe there be some insinuation that Pee Wee is Charlie's real father

Friday, January 29, 2016


Neo is literally the only name that works.

Saturday, January 23, 2016


I'm sure I'm not the first to ask this, but how does Barret reload his gun arm?

Tuesday, January 19, 2016


Yo, I like Henry Rollins, but as he gets older, he seems to be taking on a turtle-like appearance.

I know this doesn't exactly look like Henry Rollins, but here's how a hypothetical conversation would go about it.

Me: Can you tell who this is supposed to be?
You: Uhhh not really.
Me: Henry Rollins.
You: Oh yeah, I can kind of see that.

Friday, January 15, 2016