Thursday, May 21, 2015

A person requested that I draw a Golem.


A GOLEM MADE OF GOLEMS.


Sunday, May 17, 2015

A person requested, and I'm paraphrasing here, "OJ Simpson, but with dicks for fingers, and the gloves (condoms) not fitting so he can't be the baby daddy." If you think about that too hard it makes no sense, so don't. I had to stare at OJ's face for a bit to draw this and it has changed me.


For the record, look at these gloves, they fit good enough for a one-time only 2-for-1 murder special.


Thursday, May 14, 2015


I just read "The Martian" by Andy Weir, so I've got Mars on the brain.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

A person requested that I draw a spider with dicks for legs and I took it a lot farther than it needed to be taken, as it my nature.



"I don't move around so good. All my dick-legs are different lengths. Also they have to be hard for me to walk, keeping them hard is like spinning plates. Except dicks. Have you ever tried to spin plates with plates?"

It's tough being a dick spider.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015




Red-Eyed Tree Frog. "I haven't been in the water in so long, I'm afraid that I've forgotten how to swim."

Sunday, April 26, 2015


This would have blown the whole story wide open if the main character would have pondered this.

I remember starting, "Dear Napoleon, I Know You're Dead, But..." back in either third or fouth grade, but I never finished it because Pokemon and just running around outside.

Also, there are no real plot summaries for this book online, so I couldn't even post the ending.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015



Flies are weird anatomically, but other than that, they're pretty alright.