Tuesday, December 30, 2014


The funniest thing I have ever heard in all of the spanish courses I have ever taken. This one stuck with me. Also this is so shitty XD.

Friday, December 19, 2014


Really, you could replace 'easymac' with whatever is applicable.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Thursday, November 20, 2014


Clearly this baby is not the Anti-Christ, the underline is under the stick part of the nines.

Also, I felt really gross googling 'baby hand.'

Tuesday, November 18, 2014


The Ape Escape monkeys seem like the kind of guys to be a bad influence on Diddy Kong.

Also, can we get Ape Escape to be a thing again?
"I would rather take a cheese grater to both of my ears and not stop until my hair was matted with blood than listen to you speak."



Cmon, who hasn't thought this?

Monday, November 17, 2014

If they ever made a movie about Brady Williams, the guy on TLC that has five wives, this guy...


The guy below would be perfect for playing him. His name is David Hewlett.


Okay, I know they would never make a movie about this guy, but if they did...cmon., this is the guy who would play him.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Apparently, a shark poster featuring all the different species of Hammerhead sharks did not exist, so I made one.

This is a handmade poster featuring every species of known Hammerhead shark to date. Each shark features a drawing, name, latin name, average and max length, world map that shows its habitat, and a small line drawing of each shark's head to better illustrate the differences in head shape for each species. The sharks are colored in their real hues. The poster is 18x24 inches. 


I made this for anyone who wants to learn quite a bit about Hammerhead sharks and also people who just love having a good shark poster hanging around. If you want this, go here and buy it from me https://www.etsy.com/listing/211342148/every-species-of-hammerhead-shark-poster?ref=shop_home_active_1

If you click the link and it is gone, that means someone bought it, but if you really want one, send me a message on etsy and I will make you one. Maybe you don't want a poster about Hammerheads, but another animal done in this educational style, well I would be happy to help you out with that as well.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Billy the Kid is always portrayed as handsome in movies, and well...that guy was just not.


He could shoot the fuck out of you though, so there's that.

Friday, September 26, 2014

I was watching the documentary, "I Know that Voice," on netflix a few days ago, when this woman appeared.


Her name is Pamela Adlon. I have only seen her in Louie and Californication and I have pigeon-holed her into the role of the brash, sometimes drunk, white woman. However, it turns out that this woman is responsible for delivering some of the most hilarious voice acting ever. She did the voice of this gentleman...


that's right, Mr. Bobby Hill. I could not believe it. Turns out, she's done a ton of voices for other shows and done a lot more acting than just Louie and Califonication. Get on that documentary.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

I follow a lot of video gaming related youtube channels, but out of all of them I prefer the ones made up of at least two people. When you have two people playing games together, you just can't beat the camaraderie. So here is a list of what I consider to be the best video gaming duos currently on youtube, in no particular order,

1. Game Grumps/Steam Train- you have to mention these guys, funny and always playing a variety of games. https://www.youtube.com/user/GameGrumps

2. Continue Show- the best show with mostly bad games, these guys are hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWN49rf6HI1Zb5T-Mism74g

3. Cross Counter-Mike Ross and Gootecks: two badasses at Street Fighter and funny doods. https://www.youtube.com/user/crosscountertv

4. Super Beard Bros./Completionist- Crazy informative. https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatOneLaserClown & https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatOneVideoGamer

5. It's A Dog and Game- Not really a duo, but for this, I am going to count the Dog and the Computer as two. This channel reminds you of why video games are great, pure magic. https://www.youtube.com/user/ItsaDogandGame

6. Left Down Right Up Gaming- this one is a little biased, these are two people from my town that have their own channel, they don't have a ton of subscribers, but they are fucking hilarious and play a variety of games. https://www.youtube.com/user/leftdownrightupgames/videos

Thursday, September 11, 2014


Holy shit the Ghost Hunters actually found a ghost!

I suppose I could have made the left Ghost Hunter look less like a mongoloid, but I didn't because he is a ghost hunter. A ghost hunter- an occupation you can actually have because people are fucking morons.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Finally got around to listening to the new Monuments album, "The Amanuensis." You should listen to it as well, it's good shit, Chris Barretto fits in well. Check out the album cover.


Coincidentally, I've been watching a let's play of a point and click game from back in the day called, "Beneath a Steel Sky," and check out this screenshot, specifically the logo on the building. Looking pretty similar there.


I'll let you kids draw your own conclusions or dumb conspiracies.

Saturday, August 30, 2014


Cammy from Street Fighter on a stealth mission.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Saturday, August 23, 2014


Just finished playing Mega Man 1 on the original gameboy, and this song is pure goodness, more people need to know about it.

This is from a Cable and Deadpool comic from 2004. Pretty crazy that Deadpool compared himself to Ryan Reynolds way back then, even though it is misspelled.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Thursday, August 14, 2014


Mako.
I just watched the movie, Odd Thomas, and I noticed something. The actress playing Odd's girlfriend, Stormy (real name Addison Timlin) winks at the camera about five times in the movie. The winks are none too subtle either, she does it when the camera has a real tight shot on her face, it's so blatant.

I've seen enough movies to know that that usually means something is going to happen, and the film delivers on that front. Now that I think about it, there are quite a few movies that do these kinds of things, not just winks necessarily, to warn the close watcher of something to come.

The reason I'm making a post about this is because there is no mention of her character/actress doing it in the movie. No mention on the wiki or the imdb, and I know she does that shit. Maybe no one has watched the movie, I don't think it was particularly great, but it was on netflix. This post is for some other person who sees that and googles it to prove that they aren't crazy. When I googled it, there was nothing and that sucks so by the rules of the internet I had to post about it.

Btw this movie is based on a Dean Koontz book. Yeah, so apparently this is the kind of thing Dean Koontz writes about.

Saturday, August 9, 2014


I sort of like this and sort of don't. Either way, I've never drawn an alligator before, so there's that.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014


My concept of summer was molded by my experiences at Reynolds Park in Paragould, Arkansas. I think it's important to remember places from our childhood, especially when those places don't exist anymore. I think it's important to remember those places even if they are a pool that had band-aids floating in it and whose bottom felt like glass.

It sucks that a place that meant so much to me as a kid, has only one picture on the internet and it's from the 1950s. This is it. Where are all the pictures?


Thursday, June 26, 2014


This may be the most ambitious ocean expedition ever attempted yet.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014


These sound like some shitty indie band lyrics, but nah, shit happened to me.

My scanner lightened this considerably.

Sunday, June 8, 2014


Zebra.

PayDay 2 is mos def in my top five games of all time, and definitely my favorite fps. Payday 2 allows me to live out my criminal fantasies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypnPd9IeFk

I tried to draw Tony Parker, but it did not work out. I put too much detail in the eyebrows, made the head a little too big, and couldn't get his eyes. If you can't get someone's eyes drawn exact, then you have lost the entire thing. If you can get the eyes right, but everything else wrong, it still works out.

Even though this is clearly not Tony Parker, I still like the way this guy turned out. Somewhere in the world there is a guy that looks like this, and that is just all right.

Okay, his left eye (the one on the right) is Tony Parker's, no doubt about it.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I had to watch a movie that included Native Americans for a class, I chose a random western on netflix because westerns are alright. I was in for quite the surprise with the movie, "A Man Called Horse." The movie was pretty alright and not terribly offensive to the Sioux, but there is one scene...oh man this scene about their Vow to the Sun.

Btw some people would consider this graphic, but then again some people are pussies.


Sunday, March 9, 2014

My best friend is incapable of snapping his fingers, so I always joke with him that he will never become a magician or a hypnotist. I took to the internet to find a possible reason why he can't snap his fingers, because to me, if you have fingers, it seems like something you should be able to do.

The internet was disappointing. Some things stated that it could possibly be genetic and some just provided "some people can, some people can't," which is not very satisfying. I looked up various muscles in the hand for snapping your fingers, but that was disappointing as well.

It seems that why some people can't snap their fingers is one of the great mysteries of the world. I did find out what makes the sound though, which I had never thought about before. Ima just straight copy the wiki entry for that because...a lot of steps.

"There are three components to the snapping finger sound: (1) The "friction" or "sliding" sound between the second finger and the thumb (2) The "impact" sound from the second finger colliding with the palm and (3) The "pop" sound from the rapid compression and subsequent decompression of air. The third "pop" sound is the most audible of the three components and is caused by a compression of air between the fast moving second finger and the groove created between the palm and the third (ring) or fourth (little) finger. These last two fingers aid in resonating the "pop" sound within the hand. If the third or fourth finger is not in contact with the palm, only the first two components will be heard and there will be a significant reduction in the total "snap" sound."

I did find an alternative way of snapping for people who are incapable of regular snapping. Essentially you touch your thumb to your middle finger and fling your entire arm, which makes your loose index finger snap against your middle finger that is touching your thumb. Really.

Monday, March 3, 2014


The Death of Marat, 1793 by Jacques-Louis David.

Sunday, March 2, 2014


If you have the time and if any part of you loves Street Fighter, you should watch this documentary.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Just beat Earthworm Jim today, the game is so cool and weird. I don't remember the soundtrack being this awesome from when I was a kid, but shit's cool.


This is the snes version of the soundtrack, some people say the genesis version is better, whatever, you get the vibe.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

I beat Super Mario Bros. 2 a few days ago, a game that I never even came close to beating as a kid, but I guess at the age of 22, I possess the patience required to beat it. I feel unstoppable.


The ladybug thing that goes up and down on the vines, is called a Hoopstar.


Yeah, there is no difference between a crawling ladybug and D.J. Augustin of the Chicago Bulls.


Even back in the day I knew that the Japanese office of Nintendo thought that Mario: The Lost Levels would be too difficult for Americans, so they made a completely different game for Americans, the Super Mario Bros. 2 that we all know.

But that is a lie. I didn't know about Doki Doki Panic until about a year ago. Doki Doki Panic is a completely different NOT-mario game. In order to save time, Nintendo reskinned Doki Doki Panic with Mario characters and then released that in America, Mario: The Lost Levels is the true Super Mario Bros. sequel. I was completely unaware. I'm sorry if I'm the one who had to break the news to you.

Here's a clip of Doki Doki Panic.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Harlequin shrimp, they eat starfish.



 Shovelnose Guitarfish. They are part of the ray family.




Sunday, February 16, 2014

Beat Mega Man X a few days ago. I don't know if I ever beat it as a kid, and it's nice to know with certainty that I have beaten a game that I truly enjoy.


Btw Mega Man is known as Rock Man in Japan. Plus it's always nice to take a dig at Zubat whenever possible.

Saturday, February 8, 2014


Cool video about painting a nes cartridge and zapper.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014


I and the Village by Marc Chagall, 1911.

Monday, February 3, 2014


I have an irrational hatred for Kirby, but Dig Dug I like.

Saturday, February 1, 2014


I was watching Squidbillies the other day and it featured Gaga Pee Pap, Early's father.

The guy on the right.

I thought I recognized his voice as that of Jesco White aka the Dancing Outlaw from West Virginia, however I had just watched the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia documentary, so I thought my brain was fucking with me.

But nawp, it IS Jesco White. Jesco White the Dancing Outlaw from the crazy-ass White family of West Virginia, who is known for being crazy and mountain dancing does the voice for Gaga Pee Pap.

This guy.

Jesco White's mountain dancing ability is so well known, there are plenty of country songs about him. However, country music isn't that cool to me, but something that is cool is that this guy is featured in GTAV, that's right Grand Theft Auto Five, in the mountain region dancing. Shit.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Warning terrible attempt at drawing Rod Serling coming your way.



Think about it, Rod Serling was a popular guy back in the day with the Twilight Zone, so he must have been invited to quite a few parties, and I imagine he must have gone to at least a few. Now, picture being at a party and having an alright time and then you look over and see Rod Serling. My immediate reaction would be to get the fuck out of the area.

Friday, January 24, 2014

This is a scorpion fish, they come in a variety of species and colors that help them blend in to their environment. They have sharp spines that are covered in poisonous mucus. Lionfish are a species of scorpion fish.

Dog-faced puffer.

Six line wrasse.