Wednesday, October 31, 2012

My friend just showed me this video and he called it inspiring, and he was right. This thing is called the MaKey MaKey and it makes...everything...I don't know how to describe it, but it sure is fantastic.

Look, I made a Fry meme.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

It's Halloween time and I've been watching old Bone Chillers on youtube. Think of it as if Goosebumps was at a high school. It's pretty awful, but nostaliga makes it okay. Here's a full ep.

I did notice something though, actress Linda Cardellini is in this shit! She's was Velma in the Scooby-Doo movies, but more importantly, she was the lead female, Samantha, in Grandma's Boy.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Have you noticed that emo fat chicks and hipsters have "taken" owls lately?
The name of my Grand Am is Jean Claude Grand Am.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

For maximum points, show this picture to someone and don't talk to them for a whole day.
After watching the documentary, Indie Game, I really wanna play Fez. Too bad Im a PS3 kind of girl. Check it out, you can get it XBLA.

I was looking up homemade halloween costumes on youtube and I found this video. It's just so very, very awful.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

This is awful and cheesy.

I guess that is one of those special batteries that is positive on both ends, whoops.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

I don't know if Ralphie May is funny because any time I try to watch his specials his chin jiggles hypnotize me.

I drew this from an actual pic of Ralphie May, sort of looks like Peter Griffin though.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Have you ever looked at a world map and really looked at the size of Antarctica? I mean, that thing stretches almost all the way across. Apparently it's only the fifth largest continent, so its' length is a little misleading, but it's almost twice the size of Australia. Antarctica is considered a desert, wait what? Yeah.

Antarctica doesn't have any permanent residents, but the amount of people there for research purposes ranges anywhere from 1000 to 5000 at any given moment. There is even a church there. A CHURCH. The church is ran by one or two priests at a time, that rotate. Can you imagine that? "Later honey, I will be back in six months, the polar bears need religion."

There are even people who have been born there. That shit never even crossed my mind.

Who owns Antarctica? Surely no one, right? WRONG. Well sort of. There are several countries who own territories there; the United Kingdom, New Zealand, France, Norway, Australia, Chile, and Argentina. Not to mention other countries signed a treaty back in the day stating their interest in owning territories there, but don't actually own any, they are Brazil, Peru, Russia, South Africa, and the United States. WHAT THE SHIT. Does South America know something that we don't?

There's even a treaty preventing these countries from putting military operations there. Woah.

Antarctica has got a lot going on.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

found out tonight that drawing hair is the hardest easy thing to draw.

Saw this written on the Pageant in STL. I hope to god that there is a gang out there called the Slutty Boyz. What really sets this off for me is the use of the 'z' and the '4'.

I just imagine people cowering in fear proclaiming, "OH NO, THE SLUTTY BOYZ ARE COMING," and genuinely meaning it.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

So guess what. MERMAIDS ARE REAL. Okay, maybe they aren't. I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I like seeing things from a new perspective. I saw this special on Discovery Channel a week or two ago, it's called Mermaids: The Body Found.

Essentially the story is that these guys working for some kind of ocean research company discovered that the Navy was sending out some sort of sonar...bomb type thing that was causing whales to wash up on shore. AND ALSO MERMAIDS, OH FUCK. There's footage of the mermaids, but they sort of look like the Gravelings from the show Dead Like Me. The scientists explain that mermaids are a tangible idea, that they were a form of apes that went into the ocean, hunted fish, and bing bang boom, evolution happened, and mermaids were made.

It's pretty trippy. I want it to be true, or not, they paint the mermaids as scary motherfuckers swimming around with spears made of string ray tails.

Yea I know the video says Animal Planet, but I saw the shit on Discovery.

The scientists also talk about how humans are crazy similar to ocean creatures, like there are some people in Southeast Asia who can dilate their pupils at will in order to see better underwater. Damn nature, you scary.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Monday night, I picked my friend up at the Memphis International Airport. I haven't been there in quite a few years, so I forgot how shitty it is. As I was sitting there, I saw motherfuckers cleaning, a lot of motherfuckers cleaning, but I couldn't shake the feeling of it being "dingy" there.

Being in Memphis reminded me of Cities Aviv. He's a rapper from Memphis, the only one that I know. I saw him open at the High Tone Cafe last year for Inspecktah Deck and Masta Killa. He's not the best, but pretty good. Check it.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Woah check this thing out. This is simultaneously awesome and scary. I think this would be best for if you were eating at a fancy restaurant, but you don't have any money, so you pull this out and then shank the waiter. Everyone will be so bewildered because that sort of thing just doesn't happen, that you can make a clean getaway.

Can you tell I just started watching Prison Break?

sometimes it's just a matter of perspective.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

I just found this website two days ago, and it is hands down the coolest tshirt website ever. They have Always Sunny shirts, Pokemon, TMNTs, and other cool shit.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

I'm fairly partial to graphs.