Thursday, August 30, 2012


I feel like I'm reaching here, but Tom Waits and James Hetfield...there's something there.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012


saw this on facebook yesterday, I lold.

Sunday, August 26, 2012


the only time I use the word "butt" is when referring to the end of a gun.
I changed the name of my blawg from What. The. Bitch. to Cockroaches and Grand Ams because when the world ends, that is all that will be left.

Saturday, August 25, 2012


if you think about it, Nightcrawler and any of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could do a pretty good high five with each other.

I chose Leonardo because he clearly is the most superior ninja turtle.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

This month, Juxtapoz Magazine is featuring an artist named Boneface. I gotta say, I really dig his work. Here are some of them.



Here is his store, http://society6.com/boneface/prints?page=1 You can buy prints of these, cell phone cases, laptop skins, shirts, all that jazz.
delincuente- felon
pelo- hair
perfeccionar- improve
man hunt- caza al hombre
movie star- cineasta

Monday, August 20, 2012

The more I think about the nurse shark picture I drew a few days ago, I realize its' potential as some sort of card. A card for those fifty/sixty year old crotchety nurses in hospitals who say they know more than doctors. You could show them the picture and make them feel bad about themselves.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

When you think you have it bad, remember that I go to college in Arkansas.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012


the voicemail of the sky has been full for years.

Thursday, August 16, 2012


I love shark week, but let's get real here.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

I saw Jim Gaffigan in Memphis tonight. That negro is even more hilarious live. Apparently it's Elvis week in Memphis. Impersonators errywuuur.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Between work, shark week, and practicing tattooing, I haven't really had time to draw anything for my blawg. Sorry, but here's an LL Cool J song from the Deep Blue Sea soundtrack to tide you over.


Also, this has always bothered me, your hat wouldn't be like a shark's fin, LL Cool J. Your hat would be like a shark's hat.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


I am all about the show Shark Wranglers. It has science, sharks, and general badassery. The episode on last Sunday was awesome. One of the shark wrangler scientists met with a guy whose job it is to catch mussels in shark alley. Shark alley is a portion of ocean in South Africa that is inhabited by huge Great White sharks. The guy, appropriately named X-man, goes swimming in these waters everyday to catch mussels to sell to the Asian shark fin mafia. Yes, asian shark fin mafia is a thing. X-man has even seen his best friend get eaten by a Great White. And you thought your job was rough.
banano- banana tree
distraido- absent minded
muelle- dock (noun)
furia- fury
risa- laugh

As an american, I feel like there should be more British terms in our vernacular. We owe them that.

Monday, August 6, 2012


Poor Mars Rover Curiosity. Should have googled where you were going, motherfucker.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Domo Genesis, of Odd Future, just released his new album "No Idols." He may be my favorite member of Odd Future. Listen to this shit. Download here http://www.datpiff.com/Domo-Genesis-The-Alchemist-No-Idols-mixtape.379920.html

Friday, August 3, 2012


Once you see the grapes, you can't unsee the grapes.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

This is where black people meet.

I hate living in Arkansas. Everyone won't stop talking about Chic-fil-A. Who gives a fuck?
Those who can't draw, craft.