Monday, December 30, 2013

"Crapalachia: A Biography of a Place" is the second Scott McClanahan book that I have read. It's good, you should read it.

Here's an excerpt:

"And so they opened up the bird box and nothing happened. We waited. And then this sleepy-looking dove just crawled out, except it didn't even look like a dove really but just a fat pigeon that somebody had painted white.
          It had a look on its face like, What the fuck? Seriously, people. What the fuck? It's way too cold to be doing this today. So the Wallace and Wallace guy tried to shoo it but it wouldn't shoo.
         So the preacher repeated: "We'll now release the dove."
         The Wallace and Wallace guy shooed it again. Finally the dove shot high up into the air and out and over our heads, but instead of flying away it just landed on top of this chain-linked fence. And so the Wallace and Wallace guy tried shooing it again and everyone giggled and gathered around in a circle throwing up their arms and shouting "shoo-shoo" at the bird high above. I shouted, "Shoo." We were all shooing.
         But it wouldn't shoo.
         And so it was."

Sunday, December 29, 2013

The Sea of Ice by Caspar David Friedrich, 1824.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Sunday, December 22, 2013

If you have ever played a pokemon game, you need to watch Pokemon Origins. It is how pokemon battling would be irl, they are really fighting each other. It's too real, so there are only four episodes.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

If you ever get into a fight, you may want to consider issuing a liver shot to insta-drop them.

This is where the liver is located in the body.

 This is an almost liver shot, real close.

 And this is Ricky Hatton making it happen.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Black Sea Nettle Jellyfish.

Darth Vader Jellyfish. Seriously.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Natural Selection.

You probably can't tell by looking at this, but the thought of beached whales makes me feel feelings.

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Ubu Imperator, Max Ernst, 1923.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

0 degrees Celsius = 32 degrees Fahrenheit
25 degrees Celscius = 77 degrees Fahrenheit
3.5 meters = 11.4 feet
3 kilometers = 1.9 miles
5 knots = 5.7 mph

Monday, December 2, 2013

Been playing Mirror's Edge, cool game with a cool soundtrack.

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Those Oceanic White-Tips can seem pretty forward when describing themselves.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

In honor of the season, allow me to share the best Thanksgiving themed horror movie ever, Thankskilling. I saw it on netflix a few years ago, not sure if it is still there. The good news though is that they started a kickstarter to fun a sequel and it reached it's goal.

Here's the trailer.

Here are some of Turkie's best quotes so you can get the vibe of the movie.

One of the best scenes in the movie is when Turkie kills the main girl's father, and then rips the father's face off and puts it on his own face. Everyone acts like he is the girl's father even though...I mean...turkey body. Here's a still of it.

So perfect.

Friday, November 22, 2013

This is a sea squirt, a marine invertebrate filter feeder from the Tunicata class.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

I hate people who use planners. When I see someone using a planner, I see "man, I'm not even going to TRY to remember this."

But in my cultural psych class, I saw a girl doing something in her planner that I had never seen before. The chick was highlighting in her planner.


When you write in a planner, whatever that is, is "important" by default, so whatever she was highlighting must have been the most important shit ever.

I also dislike people who do an excessive amount of highlighting. Hey, it is not necessary to highlight an entire page, ya dumb bitches.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Nighthawks by Edward Hopper, 1942.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

There is mos def a pattern there.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

I know Im a little late on this, but I finally decided to give L.A. Noire a go and man, is it great, especially how the characters look.

They basically had to wait for technology to catch up in order to make the game, to capture the actors facial expressions so exactly. Here's a vid on how they did it.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Say what you want about those Hare Krishnas, but their chanting is so damn catchy.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

I went to the Mountain Oasis Festival in Asheville, North Carolina last weekend. I saw some things.

Went to an interactive pinball museum. They had all kinds of pinball machines, digital and analog.

Flexo in disguise dancing, or if you're basic, Bender.

A red teletubby doing a casual puke. You can see his puke in the bottom left corner.

A cop protecting and serving during Nine Inch Nails.

I also saw some Hare Krishnas chanting around, I thought they dissipated when they weren't allowed in airports anymore.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

That weird half fish that helped inspire Sharpedo, is called the Ocean Sunfish.

The largest one ever found was over ten feet across and weighed in at 5000lbs. Woah.

Monday, October 21, 2013

I'd like to think this is how the ninja turtles are IRL.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Bought a ps2 today, that was a good decision.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

I have always wondered how vinyl records were made. I wish this would have focused more on the translation of music into the grooves, still cool though.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

We have all seen this terrible image. I was not surprised to find out its real name is the Devil's Tuning Fork.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

This guy's name is R. Lee Ermey. His nickname is "The Gunny."

Friday, September 27, 2013

Apparently only about six percent of the population has A negative blood type, guess that makes me slightly special. By special I mean, it may take doctors a minute to find me some blood when I finally fuck myself up something good, because I don't want any of that dirty, poor people O negative blood.

The negative/positive aspect of blood type has to do with something called Rh factor. If your blood has the Rh marker, your blood is whatever type plus positive, without the Rh factor, your blood is negative.

Even my blood is negative.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Matthew Hemerlein apparently goes by the stage name, Lo-Fang, these days. His music is still good.

He's releasing these tracks on a vinyl for eleven bucks, you should do that. Bitches love catchy stuff on vinyl.

Sunday, September 22, 2013


Goes along with Tribe I did a while ago.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

I am sort of in awe at the simplistic, yet ingenuity-filled approach of a recent robbery in Sydney, Australia.

Ram a stolen car into a bank, hop out, steal money from the tellers, run out, drive away in a different stolen car. Gone in two minutes, woah.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Just found out about mandatory arbitration clauses and I'm pretty fucked up about it.

Your employer does you wrong, sorry bruh, you signed a thing once.

Friday, September 13, 2013

I've been all about that Payday 2 lately, my PSN is UnsureBunny if'n you feel froggy.

Apparently they made a Payday 2 web series, check it out, it has zip ties and everything.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

This image was engraved on the Pioneer 10 and 11 spacecrafts, in the 1970s, in case extraterrestrials intercepted them. No joke.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Saturday, August 31, 2013

For my cultural psychology class, we have to research some customs/traditions/superstitions of another country, I got the Philippines. I don't know much about the Philippines so that makes it slightly interesting. These are some of the things I found out;

1. They have this tradition/superstitious thing of turning their plate when someone leaves a table, supposed to guarantee the person that leaves a safe journey, failure to do so means something bad will happen to them. Yeah, yadda, yadda, superstitious thing that isn't too crazy as far as superstitions go.

2. The Philippines are the melting pot of the east. There are many major languages there, one of them being spanish. That's right, there are people in the Philippines that just speak spanish, because FUCK YOU.

3. The Filipinos have quite a few myths about facials hair/moles that are hilarious, let me share a few of those;

-People with eyebrows that are almost touching easily get jealous- yea no shit, they're jealous of people with two eyebrows.

-A mole on the nose means that a person is oversexed- Uhhhhh....

-A mole on the back of the neck means that a person is liar and an unfaithful lover- Well alright then.

There are way more, even more ridiculous things about moles and Filipinos, I just gave you the highlights.

Damn Philippines, you crazy.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Apparently, Vin Diesel was sort of a real actor at some point in time.

This is from 1995.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

I've always imagined Bomberman more of a train traveler.

Also, I demand a live action Bomberman movie because I like terrible things.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

You're swimming in the ocean and encounter this, Helicoprion, what do?

For the record, this was a real thing at one point in time.

Friday, August 23, 2013

I talk about that survival instinct.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

I just got done playing Alan Wake, a really cool game. It had a lot of little nuances that made it cool like the twilight show nod, "Night Springs," and its' episodic format. I wish the gameplay had been a bit more diverse.

When it came out, they released some prequel webisodes, check them out if you've played the game or haven't, got that creepy mountain town feel.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The only good thing about classes starting is that I am now awake more hours.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

I wish Huell Howser would have been mi abuelo.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

All I have been doing this week is watching shark week and playing Spider-man PS1.

Shark Week wouldn't be complete if I didn't draw a shark, so here is the underside of a Wobbegong Shark. Ever since I was a kid, I thought it was called a Wobble-gong, learn something every day.

Woah, animals, you crazy.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

I just have to imagine that Paul Phoenix from Tekken

and Kid from House Party...

are best friends.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

C.P.R. = Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation.

Monday, July 29, 2013

It seems that Milk and Cheese hate the police even more than I do.

Damn those crack houses and their obnoxious wooden signs.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Bet you didn't know blind people could drive. This is them really driving, not any kind of self-driving car.

Tao Lin, the author, made a music video for the band Young Family, a band that the author Sam Pink is in.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Hello there, Mr. Kevin Chamberlin a.k.a. the white Uncle Phil.

Friday, July 26, 2013

I think this is a thing I'm going to try to do now.

Monday, July 22, 2013

'Insane' in morse code and braille.

I had no idea that Basking Sharks were capable of breaching, just like Great Whites. This is quite the feat because the Basking Shark is over twice the size of the Great White.

Friday, July 19, 2013

I lose it every time the song starts.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Egyptian Cotton Hill, this would be a great 'before and after' on Wheel of Fortune.

This is a real, live bandicoot. Look at that nose.