Monday, December 28, 2015

This sign is in the movie, American Ninja 2: The Confrontation. The sign is located in a long, college science building-type hallway. This also makes it easier for anyone who is not familiar with the layout of Blackbeard Island to easily find the master laboratory where the "SuperNinja Program" is being carried out.

My issue with this is, in the context of the movie, it seems like an amateur move to go to a sign place ostensibly in the Caribbean, where the movie takes place, and order this sign. Or maybe you get the sign made before you kidnap the man who has developed a cure for cancer and before you get the facility made on Blackbeard Island.

I'm just saying if you get a sign made of 'Master Laboratory,' someone who had a hand in making the sign might start putting things together and now you've got to tie up those loose ends.

It's sloppy.

Maybe the bad guy aka The Lion has a sign guy on staff.

Monday, December 21, 2015

June Diane Raphael asked BB-8 what it's mission was, and I tried to come up with some possible answers.

1. BB-8's mission is to determine what exactly is a Street Fighter.

2.BB-8's mission is to terminate June Diane Raphael for looking too deeply into the Street Fighter Initiative.

I really do love the How Did This Get Made podcast.

Friday, December 18, 2015

This is the game over screen from the gameboy advance game, xXx, based on the Vin Diesel movie. No one ever played that game so you haven't had the privilege of seeing this Potato Diesel.

Here's some footage of the actual game if that's a thing you wish to see.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

A flea expressing, "Statistically, most people are a waste of space."

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

My friend got me this book for xmas a few years ago and I thought it was cool. Unfortunately, I put it on my bookshelf and forgot about it.

 This is me remembering about it.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

I once knew a girl who told me her greatest fears included the puppet from Saw and grasshoppers.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Superman is Adam West Batman and vice versa. Superman just so happens to have a super power for any instance, just like Adam West Batman has a gadget for every occasion. The difference being that I like Adam West Batman.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Thursday, November 19, 2015

A few years ago, I saw Every Time I Die in Little Rock, AR, and the Cancer Bats were the opener. During a song, a girl untied the shoe of the lead singer, Liam Cormier. After the band finishes the song, he goes to the girl and says to her, "Did you just untie my shoe? I'm Canadian."

I have no idea what one thing has to do with another.

The girl replied by saying that she was from France, which is even more inexplicable. Why was a girl from France in Little Rock, AR, in the first place?

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Bonus shitty The League fanart, King of the Hill style Dirty Randy and Rafi.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

I drew this specifically for people searching "The League FX fanart."

Admittedly, this isn't that great, but it's good enough.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

All piranha plants hate "Little Shop of Horrors" and Audrey II so much that they get together once a week to talk about it. That is not an easy thing to do when you're trapped in a pipe.

Friday, October 30, 2015

This is not entirely accurate, not all species of poison dart frogs are actually poisonous. The one you need to look out for is the golden poison dart frog. Also, poison dart frogs (or arrow frogs) are not poisonous in captivity because they get their poison from the insects they eat in the wild.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Butterfree Brand Butter, made only of freshly evolved Metapods.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Snakes in RE4 are a real bitch, but they are also a real  SOME CHICKEN'S MOTHER, ASSHOLE.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Polar Fudd, not the brightest polar bear in Svalbard.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Proud Parents.

Hands down, the dumbest thing I have drawn of recent memory. Also, what is the true color of a tater tot?

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

An owl is just a box with talons.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Friday, September 25, 2015

When a human being refers to another human being as a "titty baby," it makes me laugh an unreasonable amount.

Sunday, September 20, 2015

I would love to hear a K.K. Slider and Kapp'n album called "K.K. Keep Track (of all me licenses)." This makes me think of how I haven't played New Leaf in months. My town is probably in shambles and everyone has moved out. I never even finished building that cafe that they wanted...

Monday, September 14, 2015

The Eggman/Dr. Robotnik from the cartoon looks more menacing than the one(s) from the games.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

"To raise obesity awareness, the CDC's Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System is placing harpoons on various corners in major metropolitan areas."

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Batman, you're telling me that not once has a Batarang clipped someone?

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Pangolin aka Sandshrew/Sandslash.

Look at how pangolins walk, it's so neurotic.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

I watched WarGames for the first time ever recently, and these two songs on the soundtrack are just...grand.

"How do you think it feels to be extinct?"

"Just a few beeps more til you beat your score."

Monday, August 10, 2015

I noticed that a guy that worked on King of the Hill, Jim Dauterive, now works on Bob's Burgers. If you think about it, Teddy and Bill Dauterive seem like kindred spirits.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Yes, even though Twiggy was a SUPER Globetrotter, he never stood a chance against that Lady and that Tramp.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Monday, July 27, 2015

Gunman Clive 2 has been one of the best games I've played this year. Also all those boss battles were just incredible.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Monday, July 20, 2015

It probably doesn't mean anything, but has anyone else noticed that on Between the Buried and Me's Coma Ecliptic, a different guy is on the front, a different guy is on the back, and in the video for "The Coma Machine" a different guy is used?


Honestly, it doesn't mean anything really, if there is a message, it is that other people can be in comas, which WOAH, ALERT THE MEDIA. In all actuality, they were probably using the "all white people look alike" principle. Either way, I noticed it.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Look, I drew a horrible and untimely Rachel Dolezal cartoon.

Also, just the thought of this woman owning a handkerchief used to wipe the black away that is also monogrammed with her initials and the continent of Africa makes me laugh so fucking hard.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

I drew this Donald Trump cartoon. Admittedly, the way I drew Trump, it doesn't look like him, it's Trump-esque, but it doesn't really look like him. However, it does look like a midget doing Donald Trump cosplay, and that is hilarious. A midget with regular-sized hands.

Now, let's all picture midgets with regular-sized hands. Also, that helicopter is modeled after the real TrumpCopter.

Donald Trump has no fucking chance of holding any sort of office ever, but if some shit went down where aliens invaded, the Elder Ones and other sea monsters, launched an all out offensive at the same time, and all of humanity was destroyed, except for Trump because he had an elaborate underground bunker built from carcasses of dead superheroes, then, and only then would he be able to become president.

In my heart, I know that if that happened, he would change the name of the United States of America to Trump-Topia.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Do you like Nuclear Throne?
Do you know what Nuclear Throne is?
What is the opposite of a popsicle?
Whatever happened to the girl who voiced Ducky in the Land Before Time movies?
Was she involved in a double murder suicide?
Should blind people be allowed to join the Air Force?
How easy would it be to trick blind people into doing terrorism?
Pull up?
How many people are framed a year?
Do you own a really cool wig?
Would Mos Def make out with you if you were wearing a really cool wig?
All these questions are answered in the links below:

Sunday, June 28, 2015

I have never actually played a Rayman game before.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Doodling on a Saturday. Josh Duggar saying, "To be  honest, I thought I was touching the same sister each night, but you try telling the difference between pilgrims in the dark. Also, so what if my wife looks like any of my sisters?"