Saturday, April 27, 2013

Oh so that's why his scales look like shit, not me being lazy or anything.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Just finished reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, it was pretty good. This book has the infamous story by Chuck called "Guts," that has made people faint during readings, here is a link to the story Personally, I don't think "Guts" is all that gross. I bought the book used and there's something weird about my copy.

Haunted, including the afterward, is 411 pages. At page 364, some words are haphazardly underlined. The words underlined are as follows; intercom, asymptomatic, world pandemic, sterile, tumor, strain, stearic, epitaph, fissures, and latex. But the first appearance of the word 'latex' isn't underlined, the third or fourth one is.

I just do not understand this. I assume whoever had it before me underlined the words to look them up later, but why wait so long into the book to start underlining? And who doesn't know what a tumor is, or latex for that matter?

I just don't understand, seems like there is a story there.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

My adolescent psychology book's description of the popular violent video games of today.The book was published in 2013.

Ah yes, Grand Theft Auto, the game in which all you do is steal cars, I am familiar with that franchise.

Oh yea, the very, VERY popular game of Night Trap, I have most definitely heard of this game and am not being sarcastic.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Yesterday, I got in this thrifty postcard from Sam Pink. I don't think I have ever gotten a postcard before, shit's different and dazzling. But a postcard brings up a good question, if I want to hang it up, which side do I choose?

If I put up the generic photo side, I will think of the message written on the other side, and if I put up the message side, I know I will just hunger to see the generic photo side. I am at a crossroads. I wonder how many other people have had to make this same decision.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I know everyone and their brother has a kickstarter these days, but now I care, because continue show has one!

If you're retarded and don't know what the continue show is, it is a youtube gaming channel that is just the bee's knees.

The boys want to start another series, but they need them funds. Their goal is a little over $25,000 dollars and they're almost there. Get on the shit.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

If Great White Sharks in South Africa are going to continue jumping out of the water, this is what we have to look forward to, their evolution a la the fly fish. Especially if cracker scientists keep making them jump for funzies.

If this goes down, human are fucked, but we'll all be dead so that's cool. Also proposed sci-fi movie idea if not already in existence.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Cristiano Ronaldo is sort of a douchebag, but after watching Cristiano Ronaldo: Tested to the Limit, I can no longer deny his skills.

He can detect a ball in the dark and score a goal. He is so skilled he can move a ball around quicker than a sniper can pop off a shot. That's insane.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

I just used a chainsaw for the first time, I'm officially a lady.

Friday, April 5, 2013

I haven't drawn a car since about fifth grade, so I thought I would try to draw one in noir style. In all honesty, I do not care for lamborghinis, but they do have a very defined shape.

Here's a closer view of the car.

What the picture says is "Just once I want to see a Lamborghini in real life. But one with a trash bag for a window. Like the person spent all of their money on the Lambo and they couldn't afford to get the window fixed. If I saw a Lambo with a trash bag window, I would feel so great. Really though, I would prefer to see an Aston Martin. Those are straight classy."