Friday, July 31, 2015

Yes, even though Twiggy was a SUPER Globetrotter, he never stood a chance against that Lady and that Tramp.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Monday, July 27, 2015

Gunman Clive 2 has been one of the best games I've played this year. Also all those boss battles were just incredible.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Monday, July 20, 2015

It probably doesn't mean anything, but has anyone else noticed that on Between the Buried and Me's Coma Ecliptic, a different guy is on the front, a different guy is on the back, and in the video for "The Coma Machine" a different guy is used?


Honestly, it doesn't mean anything really, if there is a message, it is that other people can be in comas, which WOAH, ALERT THE MEDIA. In all actuality, they were probably using the "all white people look alike" principle. Either way, I noticed it.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Look, I drew a horrible and untimely Rachel Dolezal cartoon.

Also, just the thought of this woman owning a handkerchief used to wipe the black away that is also monogrammed with her initials and the continent of Africa makes me laugh so fucking hard.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

I drew this Donald Trump cartoon. Admittedly, the way I drew Trump, it doesn't look like him, it's Trump-esque, but it doesn't really look like him. However, it does look like a midget doing Donald Trump cosplay, and that is hilarious. A midget with regular-sized hands.

Now, let's all picture midgets with regular-sized hands. Also, that helicopter is modeled after the real TrumpCopter.

Donald Trump has no fucking chance of holding any sort of office ever, but if some shit went down where aliens invaded, the Elder Ones and other sea monsters, launched an all out offensive at the same time, and all of humanity was destroyed, except for Trump because he had an elaborate underground bunker built from carcasses of dead superheroes, then, and only then would he be able to become president.

In my heart, I know that if that happened, he would change the name of the United States of America to Trump-Topia.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Do you like Nuclear Throne?
Do you know what Nuclear Throne is?
What is the opposite of a popsicle?
Whatever happened to the girl who voiced Ducky in the Land Before Time movies?
Was she involved in a double murder suicide?
Should blind people be allowed to join the Air Force?
How easy would it be to trick blind people into doing terrorism?
Pull up?
How many people are framed a year?
Do you own a really cool wig?
Would Mos Def make out with you if you were wearing a really cool wig?
All these questions are answered in the links below: