Sunday, June 28, 2015

I have never actually played a Rayman game before.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Doodling on a Saturday. Josh Duggar saying, "To be  honest, I thought I was touching the same sister each night, but you try telling the difference between pilgrims in the dark. Also, so what if my wife looks like any of my sisters?"

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The confederate flag is on its way out, and southern people so desperately need a flag to represent their geographical area (even though state flags are a thing that exist), so this is my suggestion.

Yes, a klan hood.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

I drew this Earl Sweatshirt head a few months ago and initially, I thought it was bad, but as I pass by it in my sketchpad, I realize it isn't so bad. In the Earl picture I used as reference he looked like he was recovering from black eyes.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Roughly, one person a year gets eaten by a Black Bear. "Statistically, you can't trust white people, so I eat them before they can eat me."

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

A person requested that I draw Hitler at Burning Man, I could have went a lot of ways with this, but I decided to go with how Hitler would look at his first foray into Burning Man, with him being the repressed butt baby he is, but trying to fit in. I just imagine Hitler breaking into this pose when he feels like, "Yes."

Can you believe there is not a shirtless pic of Hitler in all of the internet? Also, any time I draw a person's face and it actually looks like them, I feel ecstatic.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

A person requested that I draw "an invisible man streaking at a baseball game," and I came up with this instead. He is thinking, "Is that an invisible, flaccid penis slowly entering my lips? Well it is only the first inning, I better see how this plays out."

This is a real baseball player because I googled 'famous outfielder.' Also baseball is a sport where an outfielder could give an invisible man a blowjob and it would not affect the outcome of the game at all, seriously baseball sucks.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Two people requested that I draw Adam Savage's asshole with Jamie Hyneman's mustache. Shame on them, shame on you, shame on me.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

A person requested that I draw Octodad doing a pushup. The coloring and wife are half-assed because they are. Enjoy.