Sunday, September 30, 2012

Yeah, I'm juuuuust now getting into Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That show never goes where I think it is, it's too funny. I hate how WGN only bought two seasons, the same episodes come on. Now here's the song, because I know you have to hear it.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

At about 3am today, I stopped a drunk driver from fleeing the scene. He crashed through my neighbors brick mailbox and then ran into her garage. Basically, I just yelled at him, and then we talked it out. Let the record show that I did not call the cops, the neighbor did, because above all, fuck the police.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Fucking work, fucking class, fucking no time to draw. Did this today.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Lock where I work is still busted. Meow.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Ever notice how people never use the word "murky" for anything else? I did.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Btbam just released a new video showing them doing some of the tracking for Parallax 2. I love when bands release stuff like this, especially btbam. Get on that preorder.

Monday, September 17, 2012

I work in a restaurant and the lock on one of the bathrooms is busted, so I decided to make a sign. I felt like people would pay attention more if they saw a familiar face. The sign says, "Master Shake says knock because this lock totally doesn't work. I mean, that its' one job, that's all it has to do. Why are locks called locks? That's a verb."
I haven't posted on here in about a week, and I do regret that, however last week was fairly hectic. My best friend got married and I was his best WOAHman, and the next day the happy couple moved to a new place, so I helped them move. Moving is shitty. 

The day before the wedding we went to see Odd Future in STL at the Pageant. The show was pretty good, Taco started it off by playing some DMX, Nelly, Lil Jon's "Get Low," and Jkwon's "Tipsy." The crowd at the ATL show I went to was a bit better, white people don't know how to act.

Before the show, we ate a Golden Corral. I had never eaten there before, it was a tad overwhelming. Too many possible combinations. My friend and I joked about different things to construct, when he made this. The whole time he was making it, I kept chanting, "I hate you, I hate you so much."

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Captain Nemo.

I have got to stop coloring with crayons, looks shitty.

Jaws is one of my all time favorite movies, it is one of the earliest movies I can remember watching as a kid. I just found out this year that it was a novel first, so I'm a little behind.

Here's what I'm thinking, if you have a copy of this or your dad, or your uncle, or your random weird literature friend does, you should send it to me. If you did, I would send you three drawings of whatever you wanted or three from my own imagination.

Then you could have a cool story to tell anyone who wonders why you have really weird drawings up in your room and you could say that you know someone in Arkansas. Arkansas is exotic to some people.

Help a brother out. I'm trying not to spend money and I already have envelopes and stamps aplenty. If you're cereal email me at

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Axel Mansoor released a new teaser. I'm not sure if it's for a full-length or another EP, but it looks interesting.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

I just realized that Jenna Fischer aka Pam from the Office, is in the movie Slither.

Monday, September 3, 2012

You could use this picture to friend breakup with someone, or work breakup, or relationship breakup. This picture demonstrates a variety of breakup possibilities.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Next month, season three of the walking dead starts, and like you, I am fairly excite. The season two dvd just got released a few days ago. I haven't bought a dvd in a long time because I am a cheap bastard, but check this shit out.

That's right, that is the zombie head from the beginning of season two that Andrea stabbed. If you don't remember, it was right after Andrea tried to kill herself and Dale stopped her. The walking dead posse is on the highway looking through cars for supplies, then zombies appear, everyone hides under cars. Well this lucky guy managed to get into the RV where Andrea was moping hardcore, then she stabbed him with a screwdriver while simultaneously finding a reason to live. Either way, this would be a nice addition to any room. Even the kitchen, it's that cool. Here's the link to buy it for only sixty-five bucks.

The show made me start reading the comic, so if you're a hipster who "started reading it before the show," you can go fuck yourself. The second volume contains an awful image that I feel the need to share with everyone. Here it is.

That's right, Andrea and Dale hook it the fuck up. You are welcome.