Saturday, October 29, 2011

Okay, I didnt update yesterday, school is becoming something I have to pay attention to and Im starting to work on stop motion cartoon type shit. Im seeing Pretty Lights tonight so enjoy this.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

I....regret using that purple, but you get it.

oh good gawd, I made a youtube vidja.

I KNOW! Crazy shit happens when you get drunk.

I just assume everyone knows what tantric sex is.

and theyll be douchers about it, every. time.


I think the same thing when I see old ladies shaking.

when someone says "Its raining" my brain automatically adds "men, hallelujah"

Monday, October 17, 2011

hey, itd be cool if you voted for my tshirt slogans, because I need money for paper and air duster, and if I win I get 20 free and Ill send you one, even if youre a stranger!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Not just a one trick pony.

I dont think anything can replicate the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits pins.

Kids these days...

Clever marketing, Born of Osiris.


watch this comedy special on netflix. at one point he talks about calling the guy who makes anti-abortion pamphlets that have pics of dead fetuses on them, doug accused the guy of being the worst kind of child pornographer.

Theyre skating...on fucking the fucking CANYONS.

Yeah....yeah hes still dead.

Im a soccer fag. I watched this. BRAZIL FTW.

The unicorn: Scotland's official animal. no lie.

I dont like this song. I dont like this band. I saw them open up for Foxy Shazam like a year ago, but every once in a while this song gets in my head and it wont fucking leave.

Friday, October 7, 2011

VOTE FOR NICKELCREED SHIRT, I need money for paper and food. help a brother out.

Look, now my blawg is socially relevant.

This one's for you, Steve. 

Ahh I honestly dont give a fuck about him.

Fish thought process.

Yeah, its called being prepared.

Can I just say that Im really proud of how this Bugs Bunny turned out? First time drawing him.

Where did the phrase "Im so hungry, I could eat a horse" come from? I think someone ACTUALLY ate a horse at some point.

some days less than others.

Look, I dont care how much water you give me; half full, half empty, as long as its free.

and your computer is so old it has a yellow tint.

Just fucking around.
I really wish I had a car.

Spiderman tattoo removal.

Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.

Why, yes, yes I do like twilight.

Bieb's first vehicle.

Pretty piano.

New season of Dexter started, looks promising, as long as Lumen doesnt fucking show up. I dont think she will, but man she fucking sucked.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuperman dat o-

Have you ever noticed that when you meet someone for the first time or when youre just getting to know them, when they talk about their mom or someone they say "my mom, my dad, etc." But once you get to know someone for a month or so, they drop the "my." They start saying "well Dad is a bitch." Stuff like that. I wonder why they do that. Does their comfort level with you cause them to nix the useless words? Just an observation.

I get weirded out when I actually get greeted by a walmart greeter.

book title troll, clever.

Okay, but do their pubes change color too? Im just trying to get all the facts here.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

hey itd be PRETTY cool if you went on here and voted for my slogan, so I can make some money. Because if I get deh money, I can buy deh paper, and if I can buy deh paper, I can keep doing the blawg.