Thursday, May 31, 2012

habia acostado- He/she already went to bed.
la heladeria- ice cream shop
la pagina principal- homepage
ahora mismo- right now
el archivo- file

I was at work during the first half of this game, but I caught the second half. Oh man, what a spectacular game! Im an american, but Brazil is my favorite team, the beautiful game and all that. I have to say though, I do dig the US's new uniforms, there's something delightfully european about them. Neymar was busting out all his tricks on the US defenders, making them look like fools. Surprisingly, the US didn't get completely manhandled in the second half. There were a ton of almost goals, that either hit the post or were deflected. Brazil's goalie had a great showing, blocking two attacks back-to-back. Marcelo, for Brazil, was all over the field, making plays. The game was highly aggressive, I like that, shows passion. The US almost made it 2-3, but Pato came in and got another goal for Brazil. God, what a great game. Here are the official stats if you're interested.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


Look, a tree on fire. A tree that looks suspiciously like a dick the more I look at it...

some pursed lips.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Normally, I try to refrain from putting up a lot of videos on here, only because this blawg is mostly about the dumb peekchures I draw, but this is too awesome. Nitro circus in an over the top, insane, awesome, paintball battle. Enjoy.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Just read this, helped me learn about his origins a bit. Gambit is such a badass.
la estrella- star
la solucion- solution
la velocidad maxima- speed limit
fuerte- strong
la zapateria- shoe store

Sunday, May 27, 2012

If you work in a fast food restaurant, fools will try to fuck with your cup. If you draw Goku on your cup, they won't touch it, out of respect, of course.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

This has been in my head all day today. I love to sing-a.

This is pretty cool, it's a video done by GoPro featuring Mark Healey, a big wave surfer and overall adventurer bro, and Roberta Mancino, a base jumper and skydiver. Mancino also appears in some commercial for some phone, it has her jump out of a plane and the guy taking pics of her with it. I love the ocean.

Friday, May 25, 2012

A group of kangaroos is called a mob.

I saw this gem at walmart the other day. I feel like whoever bought this ran through a checklist in their head before purchasing it.

1. do I need a sunshade for my car?
2. do I like puppies?
3. do I like converse shoes?

and I guess the questions were answered with a unanimous yes, and thus the purchase was made.
Just to show you fools that I can "furreal" draw, here is some stuff I've been working on. I cannot draw people for the life of me, so I'm dedicating some time to it.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

this is hands down one of my best cups.
la vivienda- housing
la lavadora- washing machine
listo- ready
la lluvia acida- acid rain
el ave- bird
cool short film about an alien highjacking a plane, sort of?

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I have never seen a hut that had a roof that resembled the Pizza Hut logo.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Whenever I hear something about South Africa, I always want to ask "but where in South Africa?" If you're unaware, the region at the southern most tip of Africa is called South Africa. The dotted line I drew is roughly the half point of Africa. In theory, everything above the line should be north Africa and everything south should be called south Africa. You so silly, Africa.

Monday, May 21, 2012

MF DOOM has just released this 5 inch single of his song with Oh No "3 dollars." The track is really good, and the album sleeve art is pretty cool as well. You should probably buy this.

A girl I work with asked me to draw this on her cup. Apparently, it is Kevin from UP! I have never seen UP. This bird just looks so retarded to me. Since it is retarded, it must enjoy wrestling. I imagine John Cena is his favorite.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Ladies and gentleman, let me present to you, Italian Spiderman.
I made an account on GoodReads, so add me or something if you wanna talk about books or comics. My user is Lindsey.Parks.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Yesterday, I was awoken by the police at my door because of a status I made on facebook. Isn't that the most retarded thing you've ever heard? The status was "silly rabbit, school shootings are for kids." This is what my tax dollars are going towards. I still think the status is hilarious.

I wasn't mad, more so dumbfounded. Whoever reported me, I would like to take them out to dinner and listen to all their thoughts on issues.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

dun nuh nuh nuh nuh, Future Dad, Future Dad. Dad of the Future.

I think Charizard deserves love as much as the next guy.


May 5th was Free Comic Day, if you were unaware, so I headed to the local comic book store in Jonesboro, AR, called Galaxy Comics and got my comic on. Here's what I bought.

Bought this one sort of based on the cover and surely Wolverine fighting the XMEN would be a good book, right? Well, this apparently was a part of a series where some sort of demon had possessed Wolverine and was trying to take over his body. The majority of the story shows Wolverine in his own head fighting this goopy looking demon, I mean goopy in a good way of course. The rest of the XMEN sort of corral Wolverine away from civilians until some womernz XMEN go inside his head and help the real Wolverine out for about five minutes. It was okay, but I expected for ACTUAL fighting between Wolverine and the XMEN.

This is the other book I bought, and oh man is this one a winner. I have always liked the idea of Deadpool, but I had never actually taken the time to read any. I saw this and figured this would be a great place to start. It has New Mutants #98 where Deadpool sort of gets his ass kicked, Deadpool's Circle Chase and Sins of the Past runs which were so well written and illustrated. These had that gritty, excessive ink, busy panels, look of comics which I love. The last thing included in this collection is Deadpool #1 which was entirely too clean for my taste, clearly done with photoshop. It was written alright, but I don't know if I wanna check out the rest of the first actual series of Deadpool. We'll see.
peligro- danger
el medio ambiente- the environment
la panderia- bakery
vida sana- healthy lifestyle
la escalera- stairs

I was bored the other day and I thought I'd try my hand at some origami. I have always wanted to at least be able to make the crane. And don't kid yourself, you've always secretly wanted to be able to make this. I watched a youtube tutorial on it, here it is.

Watch this vid, learn how to make the crane, bust it out at parties or use it as a conversation starter. Bitches love origami. You've always wanted to be able to do this so stop being a dick about it and do it.

Spiderman taking a smoke break.

Monday, May 14, 2012

last night Adult Swim did a bump with a guy rapping about how they need to bring toonami back and it was actually really good. Turns out the guy has a lot of good songs about cowboy bebop, gundam, and video games. His name is Richie Branson. Here's the one about cowboy bebop that I especially enjoy.

and get this, you know Richie Branson is a cool guy when he puts his shit on mediafire on PURPOSE. Here's the link to his Wing Zero EP. He put other links for his other mixtapes on his website here

Sunday, May 13, 2012

I drew a werewolf plankton on my cup at work one day, I feel like I nailed it.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Why, yes, I firmly believe in the Pacman method of drawing which is to just throw a bow on something and now it is recognized as a girl. Now, while drawing this I got to wondering if there are real squirtle squad sunglasses out there and oh man, look at what I found on ebay.

These seem to be the real deal. Here's the link if you feel like dropping the $35 on these bad boys.

and while looking up sunglasses, my mind went to the Matrix, and Morpheus' sunglasses in the movie. I swear any time I watch the Matrix, I spend about 20% of the movie trying to figure out how he kept them on his head. In case you don't know what Im talking about, here's a pic.

woah, so I just watched my friend's mom get a heroes tattoo on her neck. did not think I would be seeing that after work today.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

el balcon- balcony
el vecino- neighbor
la cuenta de ahorros- savings account
es necessario que- it's necessary that
los muebles- furniture
The semester is over, time to share all of my doodles.

He's saying "No se." which is "I don't know" in spanish.