Tuesday, May 26, 2015

A person requested a swash-buckling skeleton with a powdered wig and a fake mustache. I got to thinking why the need for fake hair and it was obvious, the skeleton has alopecia, so I made it into an advertisement for the new alopecia medicine, JuanLuca.

The swash-buckling skeleton says, "Arr," but he thinks, "I hope no one bumps into me and knocks off my fake mustache and powdered wig. Because they're fake. I can't grow hair because I have Alopecia. But I'm dating so, gotta do what I gotta do."

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Sure America is more progressive than some other countries, but nowhere near as progressive as it purports to be.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

A person requested that I draw a Golem.


Sunday, May 17, 2015

A person requested, and I'm paraphrasing here, "OJ Simpson, but with dicks for fingers, and the gloves (condoms) not fitting so he can't be the baby daddy." If you think about that too hard it makes no sense, so don't. I had to stare at OJ's face for a bit to draw this and it has changed me.

For the record, look at these gloves, they fit good enough for a one-time only 2-for-1 murder special.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

I just read "The Martian" by Andy Weir, so I've got Mars on the brain.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

A person requested that I draw a spider with dicks for legs and I took it a lot farther than it needed to be taken, as it my nature.

"I don't move around so good. All my dick-legs are different lengths. Also they have to be hard for me to walk, keeping them hard is like spinning plates. Except dicks. Have you ever tried to spin plates with plates?"

It's tough being a dick spider.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Red-Eyed Tree Frog. "I haven't been in the water in so long, I'm afraid that I've forgotten how to swim."