Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

If you asked me which horror franchise is pretty alright across the board, I would say, "Scream."

Yes, even 3 and 4 are alright.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Queen Elizabeth II has got a weak chin.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Monday, October 31, 2016

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Possibly a little under-inflated.

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Omg, look at what I have found! But...but how could Ben Franklin have possibly known this?

How could Ben Franklin know that, "Donald Trump only jerks off in rooms filled with funhouse mirrors?"

Monday, August 15, 2016

Feel free to use this if applicable.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Friday, June 10, 2016

It's a good thing Sam Cooke could sing.

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Thursday, May 12, 2016

I made a tribute to a fallen pokemon brother in a nuzlocke challenge, but youtube muted the video because they are  pro-Chikorita fascists.

Here's the video that resulted in my left ventricle ceasing function and falling into the recesses of my body cavity.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

This is Jon Arbuckle's nose, the whole thing in it's entirety.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

While watching Daredevil season 2, I noticed that the actor playing Roscoe Sweeney could definitely play Donald Trump in a movie, if that was ever a thing that was needed.

 The actor playing Roscoe Sweeney is Kevin Nagle, here he is below, being...regular?

Just look at that scowl.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Saturday, April 9, 2016

An ice cream cone filled with different types of tumors.

I looked at actual pictures of tumors.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

My friend is going to Wrestlemania and he asked me to make posters for him because he "can't do big letters," which is such a load of shit, but whatever. These are what he requested.

Had to add in a little something, the dood is the most in love you can be with the Rock and still be straight.

I have to assume though if the Rock asked him to blow him...he would do.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Made from only the finest of Trumps, only available from the Sharper Image.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

I didn't realize the Count had a goatee.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

I love Coca-Cola, but this 1950 Time Magazine cover is just disturbing.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

I learned that cuttlefish have some of, if not the best, camouflage in the animal kingdom. During mating season, sometimes male cuttlefish will change their color into that of more female colors, sometimes just changing half of their body, to get closer to female cuttlefish. Once they get close, boom, mating goes down, which for cuttlefish is a type of mouth-fucking.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

I was wondering if the NBA logo is modeled after a player and it is. That player is Jerry West. His career stats with an average of 27 points, 5.8 rebounds, and 6.7 assists, per game. The image below is what inspired the logo.

He has been the logo since 1971. There have been some people who want to change the logo to a Michael Jordan silhouette, but I doubt it. Organizations don't tend to change logos after almost fifty years.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

A conversation between Pepe and Pterri would be the most breathy puppet conversation of all time.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Never forget.

The woman who claimed to have found a finger in her Wendy's chili, Anna Ayala, used the fingertip of a man who used to work with her husband who lost the fingertip in some kind of industrial accident.

The man lost the fingertip in December 2004.

Anna Ayala made the allegation in March 2005.

What kind of foresight...

The man that lost his fingertip, why did he not try to get it reattached or if it couldn't be reattached, why not have a fingertip funeral? He just kept it or possibly, Anna Ayala asked to borrow it or fucking stole it.

She had to of kept that finger on ice, so any time someone went into her freezer she must have held her breath for a second.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Technically, "Prawn Cocktail."

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Friday, February 5, 2016