Saturday, June 30, 2012

I strongly considered changing the name of my blawg to "Fuck the Grand Canyon," because it's catchy, but I thought that might be the cause of some confusion. I drew this instead, I like it.
cianuro- cyanide
guirigay- gibberish
identidad- identity
mito- myth
estereotipo- stereotype

I missed the USWNT vs. Canada game today, but check out this save by Hope Solo. Y U SO GEWD?

Friday, June 29, 2012

Of course Arbok is an Odd Future fan. Hodgy Beats is his fav.

I just read "Incognito" by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips, and I have to admit this was a pretty good read. The cover really sold it for me. Here's the description from amazon...

"What if you were an ex-super villain hiding out in Witness Protection... but all you could think about were the days when the rules didn't apply to you? Could you stand the toil of an average life after years of leaving destruction in your wake? And what if you couldn't stand it? What would you do then?"

Naturally, wackiness ensues. Also includes superheroes and drug use, and that's always fun.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

I have a severe problem with oldfucks who demand respect, just for being old. Fuck you, and your 1950s ideology about respect that never existed in the first place.

this was the cup that started it all.

My internet has been down for a week, hence why I haven't been posting any drawings or anything. I'm working on a few right now, but to tide you over, here is a weird ass video, emphasis on ass, from Diplo featuring Nicky Da B.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

I'm almost 21 and I have never done laundry before, I'm not proud, nor ashamed. Having to do it today. I am hyper aware of every sound the washer makes, as well as think that I will somehow burn down the house.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Who would have thought that Montel Williams had a lot of tattoos? Also found out that he was in the navy as an intelligence officer AND he knows how to speak Russian. What is this?

I was bored the other day, and I decided to learn the ABCs in sign language. Turns out, half the people I work with also know them. Weird. Knowing sign language is cool if you want to talk about someone in front of them with your friend, and you want to be more blatant about it than just texting the person.

I finally get around to listen to Sigur Ros and I see Shia Labeouf naked. That was unexpected. Music was good, video was weird as fuck.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

dale donde duele!- give it to him where it hurts
he dicho- I have said
supongo- I suppose
la nariz- the nose
pronto- suddenly
arana- spider

Even I have to admit that this is pretty ridiculous.


Friday, June 15, 2012

This is what my cup looks like when I've only been awake for fifteen minutes. My level of tired in the morning is equivalent to me being drunk, so this is my try at Megaman while basically drunk.

David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury? I must see this movie.

Wade Wilson in the 1950s. Really good.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

A guy I work with is afraid of wasps and heights, so I drew wasp going up a ladder on his cup. He actually thought was cool. I referred to the wasp as the elusive blue wasp of northeast Arkansas.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I was fucking off on the internet when I came across this. This is a fan made trailer for "Grayson" a Robin movie. I think it's really well done, save for the awful costumes of Green Lantern and Bat Girl. Apparently this came out in 2004, so I'm a little slow on the take, but still worth a watch.
While I was watching Prometheus, I couldn't help but think that this guy, Logan Marshall-Green a.k.a. Dr. Holloway...

sort of looked like a combination of these guys...

Tom Hardy, from Inception and

Matthew Goode from The Lookout and Watchmen. Whatever, just a thought.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

I just bought myself a new pair of shades from Knockaround Sunglasses. I am giving them my endorsement, which means absolute jack shit, but they have some good shades for cheap, and that is always a good thing. You can also "make" your own shades, a.k.a pick your colors.

Monday, June 11, 2012

silly whale shark, you aren't a vacuum.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

The fish with the light on it's head is called an anglerfish. The other fish I drew was a yellowstriped goatfish.

I found this while googling anglerfish. Balloon animals are always nifty.

Friday, June 8, 2012

I live in a town where there is no starbucks.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Dolly's first thought while meeting her clone.
Girl I work with is fucking terrified of grasshoppers and crickets, so I drew a grasshopper on my cup with lightning speed. She then preceded to hesitate to touch said cup, followed by stomping on it, ripping it to pieces, and throwing it away.

Naturally, my next course of action was to draw grasshoppers on my hands. Solely for the reason that she couldn't throw away my hands.

Drew this one with my left hand, not too shabby.
el cheque- check
el arbol- tree
me encanto- I loved
el horno- oven
la pared- wall

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

My friend won't stop talking to me about this MTV Teen Wolf nonsense, but every time she talks about it, all I can picture is the old fox family show Big Wolf on Campus. Here's the theme song to jog your memory.

The lead character, Tommy, was played by a guy named Brandon Quinn. He may look familiar he was on Entourage for a bit, and now he's on a Gillette commercial about traveling around with one razor or something. The main thing here is, Big Wolf on Campus was a good ass show.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I love Squidward and all, but honestly, he is one pair of raybans away from being a full-blown hipster.

Monday, June 4, 2012

I didn't realize how retarded Jonny Quest's dog looked until I drew this. Also, I really believed that the 'Jonny'  had an 'h' in it, but I guess I was wrong. Learn something new everyday.
So I guess I've had this blog for about a year. In that time, I have drawn more than I have in my entire life, or so it seems. That's pretty cool. Or not. But really who gives a shit?

Sunday, June 3, 2012

I just watched Chernobyl Diaries, I sort of feel like I got cheated.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

I just read this and I absolutely love it. I'm not on Batman's dick because of Christain Bale, I loved him when I was a kid and now I decided to finally get around to reading this. It seems to mostly focus of future police commissioner James Gordon. I was surprised at how much ass he kicked. Sort of really quick though, Bruce getting tired of seeing Gotham be fucked, and doing some Batman stuff with some Catwoman thrown in. The artwork by David Mazzucchelli was phenomenal. Check it out. Worth a read.