Sunday, March 31, 2013

In honor of Easter, I made this.

Word on the street is that Jesus actually hates that fucking Fireproof movie.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

What's that? You haven't watched the new trailer for Metal Gear Solid 5?! Well stop it.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

This is what the Resident Evil movies could have been. If you're unaware, the Resident Evil franchise is known as Biohazard in Japan.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Last night, my friend and I went to Memphis to see Doug Stanhope. Look I even took a shitty picture to prove it, mostly to show my other friends how impeccably dressed he was. I bought a poster, but at the merch table, he was selling hotel bibles he had taken and some other religious book that had a weird name from some hotel in Louisiana. That's cool, but I can't even buy a bible ironically.

Also, saw this on Beale Street, not entirely sure how a stuffed goat and St. Patrick's Day are connected, or why it is viewed as so important that it must be put on a lift in the middle of the street.

There was also a robot. I did the robot and gave him one whole dorra. You gotta speak their language.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

I googled "bees" to find a good pic of a bee and well...this picture showed up. I feel like someone should make this a meme.

Go ahead, internet. I dare you.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Look, a bipedal octopus. As a member of the human race, I feel that we should worry.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

This episode of Game Grumps was just too hilarious not to post.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Ray Daredevil Charles.
I don't always sign a petition, but when I do, it is to change the national anthem to Ignition (remix) by R. Kelly. This is something I can get behind.

Monday, March 4, 2013

I am an avid Sam Pink fan and I just finished his newest book, "Rontel." You should buy it. Here is an excerpt:

"I went through an alley after holding the dumpster lids open for the maintenance man. Someone had left a microwave out. There was a handwritten note on a ripped piece of paper taped to the microwave. The note read, "I still work!" I still work--I thought. I still work, motherfucker. Which one of you motherfuckers thought I stopped working? Wait. Wait no. Who thought I stopped working. Oh no no. Because I didn't. No. I never stopped working. You thought I stopped. You actually thought that. And went on with your lives. You still worked, thinking I didn't. But I do still work. I still work and I want you to know that."

Feather Scales.