Sunday, June 30, 2013

Brazil beats Spain 3-0 in the Confederations Cup final, today is a good day!

Fred with 2 goals and Neymar with 1.

I like Spain, but it was nice seeing them get dominated for once.

Friday, June 28, 2013

A man referring to himself as any kind of boy, just seems incorrect to me.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Watched The Kill Point, pretty good bank robbery series.

But, if I'm being honest, there is no way in hell John Leguizamo could rob a bank, you can't have a distinct, recognizable voice and be a bank robber.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Someone recut Mrs. Doubtfire as a horror movie, I will never look at the movie the same again.

Friday, June 21, 2013

I knew 'zipperhead' was a racial slur for asians, but I didn't know why, so I decided to look it up on urban dictionary. This is what it said:

"A derogatory term used in reference to people of Asian descent. 

It is said to have been coined during the Korean war by frontline troops whom had run over enemy troops in jeeps.

The soldiers claimed that the tire tracks from the jeeps left a pattern resembling that of a closed zipper along the corpse.
Damn, look at all the zipperheads here, it's like they've just taken over."

That's rough.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

A little Eric B. & Rakim for your day, I could have swore he said "frenemy" at 0:44.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

I have to get better at doing voices if I'm going to keep making these.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

I have been listening to the Ricky Gervais Show that used to be on XFM back in the day which features Karl Pilkington, a man who I cannot even begin to describe, here's a video to get a feel.

Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant years later make a show called "An Idiot Abroad" where they send him to foreign countries and he has a terrible time.

I am laughing my balls off.

Friday, June 14, 2013

We're all fucked if scantrons become self-aware.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Monday, June 10, 2013

Just finished The Collected Works Vol.1 by Scott McClanahan. This book was just so great, it reminded me of when I read Sam Pink for the first time. Scott writes short stories about life in living in West Virginia, but they are so much more than that. Sam Pink also writes the afterward to this book if that does anything for you. Here is one of the shorter stories in the book so you can get a feel:

The Chainsaw Guy:
                "You can see all kinds of weird shit in Rainelle. One time I was driving past the welfare apartments in town when I looked up and saw something that changed my world.
                 I was with my mother and we were going over the railroad tracks when I looked up and saw this guy in a red sweat suit riding a 12 speed bicycle as fast as he could down the hill.
                What was even stranger was that the 12 speed bike didn't even have a chain on it. And what was even stranger than that was that he was carrying a chainsaw in his right hand. Not only was he riding a bike and carrying a chainsaw at the same time, but get this -- the chainsaw was running.
                We sat at the railroad tracks and I pointed to the man on the hill and asked my mother, "What in the hell is that guy doing anyway?" My mother looked up at the guy and then she said, "I don't know."
                We rolled up over the train tracks and on down the road. I twisted my head around and kept watching the guy riding his bike and carrying a chainsaw. I asked again, "Why is that guy carrying a chainsaw?" My mother just shook her head and said, "I don't know. I really don't.
                And by this time we were driving on down the road, and I couldn't see him anymore. I knew there was something about him that meant something, and if I ever found out what it was -- then maybe I'd finally know the meaning of my life."

That's just a taste, there are longer, way better stories in the book. Buy this shit.

Friday, June 7, 2013

The SS prefix on ships stands for steamship.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

If you find yourself in need of some money, you may want to try your hand at trying to provide evidence of the paranormal.

Look at this list, various countries offer money to prove the existent of paranormal stuffs, and offer cash money, ranging from roughly 1000 to 1,000,000 US dollars.

Good luck.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Imagine if Hank Hill had a sister, Helen Hill.

Apparently I envision her as a saucy latina with dick-sucking lips.

Monday, June 3, 2013

First cartoon I have made in a while.