Friday, November 30, 2012

Whenever I find out someone's fears, I ask them if they were raped by whatever they're afraid of. For instance, if someone is afraid of storms, I ask them, "Were you raped by a storm at some point?" It works for all fears, try it out.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

In english, we shorten 'brother' to 'bro' all the time, so I wonder if in spanish they shorten 'hermano' to 'herm.' 

alright, I sort of phoned this drawing in, look at how the old english version of the capital H is supposed to look. That thing is fucking stupid and not legible as a capital H. The M I just had to shimmy in there.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

People will say that I hit the tree, but I tell that story a different way.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Did a Pikachu tattoo on practice skin today. Looks alright, that right eye could be better.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I said this to someone once, don't regret it a bit.

Monday, November 19, 2012

I just thought you should know that a dinosaur named Ultrasaurus used to exist. Look at this thing, how disappointing.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

This is the Jerusalem Cricket.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Do you like DMX and the Reading Rainbow? Enjoy.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Just finished The Informers by Bret Easton Ellis. I was hesitant after reading American Psycho of reading another one of his books, but I had already bought it beforehand, so I gave it go. It's basically short stories with intertwining characters in Los Angeles with the normal topics of his writing; sex, drugs, violence. I liked it way better than American Psycho, for sure.

There was this quote that I cannot remember for the life of me, I even went back through the book trying to find it. It was something like "he told me to turn my frown upside down, but if I did that, I would just have a smile that was obviously turned the wrong way." Something like that.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssh. I got that bread.

Friday, November 9, 2012

I have a problem when it comes to movies, I have to finish them once I start them. That means I have seen a lot of just pure shit. For some reason, I think "maybe it gets better, I gotta hang in there." Most of the time, that doesn't work. What I'm trying to say is, you should really give Days of Darkness on netflix another chance, so worth it.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Navene K, formerly of Animals as Leaders and Animosity, has been working on electronic music for a while. He just released this teaser for his upcoming EP, Human Design, it's going to be free. Get on that.

Here's the bandcamp for the free EP.
Pierce Brosnan in 1995.

Pierce Brosnan now.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

I saw this front license plate on a Tahoe or something the other day. PROTIP: Don't name your kid Galaxy.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Lebron James' hairline's military defense strategy.
You know I'm on that NFS: Most Wanted ish. My psn is UnsureBunny, you can't touch me.