Sunday, February 28, 2016

Never forget.

The woman who claimed to have found a finger in her Wendy's chili, Anna Ayala, used the fingertip of a man who used to work with her husband who lost the fingertip in some kind of industrial accident.

The man lost the fingertip in December 2004.

Anna Ayala made the allegation in March 2005.

What kind of foresight...

The man that lost his fingertip, why did he not try to get it reattached or if it couldn't be reattached, why not have a fingertip funeral? He just kept it or possibly, Anna Ayala asked to borrow it or fucking stole it.

She had to of kept that finger on ice, so any time someone went into her freezer she must have held her breath for a second.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Technically, "Prawn Cocktail."

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Friday, February 5, 2016

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Yo, look, I customized my work scanner.

This is going to rub off from constant pocket-to-hand transfers....
I have been watching Pee Wee's Playhouse lately and one character, the "most beautiful woman in all of Puppetland," the lovely Ms. Yvonne, looked very familiar to me. Here she is looking confused with Cowboy Curtis.

She looked very familiar because the actress, Lynne Marie Stewart, now plays Charlie's mom on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

This coincidence could lead to something insane. I have an inkling that the next season of "Always Sunny" may very well be the last, so in the interest of going all out for the final season, I propose we have an episode where the Gang ends up in Pee Wee's Playhouse. This opens up the opportunity for Laurence Fishburne, Paul Reubens, and any of the other frequent characters on Pee Wee's Playhouse to guest star.

Here's an outline of what the Pee Wee's Playhouse episode of "Always Sunny" could entail
-Frank tries to make money/sell off the anthropomorphic furniture/weird stuff
-Charlie is just in awe or terror of everything, making dumb conclusions
-Mac, Dennis, and Sweet Dee all argue over who gets the one wish of the day from Jambi and what that wish could be
-Maybe there be some insinuation that Pee Wee is Charlie's real father