A person requested a swash-buckling skeleton with a powdered wig and a fake mustache. I got to thinking why the need for fake hair and it was obvious, the skeleton has alopecia, so I made it into an advertisement for the new alopecia medicine, JuanLuca.
The swash-buckling skeleton says, "Arr," but he thinks, "I hope no one bumps into me and knocks off my fake mustache and powdered wig. Because they're fake. I can't grow hair because I have Alopecia. But I'm dating so, gotta do what I gotta do."