On my way to work, dumb, white, teenager fuck almost takes me out while texting on a damn curve. Immediately after, I get to make fried chicken for a bunch of other dumb white fucks. Welcome to Murrica.

Fuck as many chicks as you want on Californication, but you'll always be Mulder to me.

Two days ago, I found out about the Da Vinci surgical machine, and that doctors can perform surgeries from thousands of miles away. Today I find out that there are robots that LOOK like people, and these robots are capable of thoughts and opinions. This robot thinks robots will take over the world and that people will be put in fucking people zoos! I am losing my shit. Watch this vid. Yesterday I said, welcome to the future, now I say FUCK the future.

Welcome to the worst time of your life.

We've all seen this face on a female janitor or subway employee.

This is the second Ted Dekker book Ive read, the first book I read let me know that all things in the story means something. I readied myself for plot twists and hidden meanings, but he still got me! That crafty bastard.

The story is about a woman named Renee, a drug addict, who gets saved by a mysterious man. Shoot to mysterious man gets murdered, sending Renee on a search for retribution. Renee gets aid from a Bosnian priest who dishes out his own personal justice. If youre into Dexter, this mos def is the way to go.

This is the Da Vinci surgical system, this is used on people now. Do you even understand how crazy this is? I was completely unaware that medical science had progressed to this point. It is now possible for surgeries to be conducted thousands of miles away from the actual patient. This is insane to me. Welcome to the future.

Metalsucks posted this. If you love awful, awful, inconsistent music with an even MOAR awful video, do yourself a favor and watch this. Here's the link to the metalsucks article http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/22/this-nu-metal-band-is-crazy-dont-mess-with-them/#more-83796

Another terrible cartoon I made.

Now, this is really impressive.

Motherfucker started eating the krabby patties.

Just cuck 'em.

someone had to of done it, you guys.

Panic.

I saw this exact thing on thanksgiving.

single-blade razor: forever alone.

one of my favorite filmmakers, Casey Neistat, made this for NikePlus. Hope Solo and Paul Rodriguez ftw.

legos AND graffiti? shiiiiiiiiiiit.

Even though I tweet a lot, Im still fairly anti-twitter.

that hot fire, right here.

this is the logo of my university. now, what's up with the white on the eyes? are these tears? what's going on here? fucking design flaws.

Just started watching this, any show that includes a gathering of the juggalos, I can get down with.

wanna hear something that ISNT skrillex?

http://soundcloud.com/dieselboy/dieselboy-wake-the-dead

my day is complete, how about you? 

I feel like this game was trying to be more than it was.

for the love of god, listen to this. it is a preacher literally talking about how gay doods WRECK each others "rectums"

I refer to every bird as a chirpy-bird, regardless if it chirps or not.

worst kind of desperation.

just for a second.

ray-banned.

who decided this shit?

why dont they just make bags of lime skittles?

Love the show, so I decided to read the first issue of the comic. Its really good, the drawing style is cool too, sort of gritty looking, reflects on the whole "everything is awful" ambiance. 

Just finished this. It was insanely good, I didnt think I would be into a suspense thriller type of book. Its quite the departure from all the Sam Pink Ive read previously.