this is how you fuck with someone's day.

first, you're gonna need to get some of these edible crickets.

 next, go to candy craze.

 get some candy there, duh.

 put the crickets inside the box.

mix it up. 

label accordingly. It will be a bday gift they won't forget.

el gobierno- government
la licencia de conducir- driver's license
Temo llegar tarde- I'm afriad I'll arrive late
las afueras- suburbs
la entrada- entrance

In honor of the new avengers movie, let me present you with one of my favorite movies from when I was a kid, the Captain America movie from the 90s. I watched this again a few years ago and it was straight up awful, but you know nostalgia and all that jazz. It's cut into ten parts, so deal with it.