Oh dear god, you can BUY those shitty school desks. You know, the ones with the bar attaching the seat to the actual desk. I'm in college still using these damn things. Just look at it.
Can you imagine a worse sight than seeing one of these in your own home? If I walked in and saw this, my instinct would be to torch the desk and the surrounding areas. Check you later, house. And get this shit, the thing costs $155 dollars on amazon. The fuck?